What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza