What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

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and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Because she's taken enough hits.

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Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.