What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

What do you call a group of pigs?

A precinct.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)