What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

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What do you call a group of pigs?

A precinct.

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.