What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls