What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Niagara Falls Jokes More Niagara Falls Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls