Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

s of the Carribean.

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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.