What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra