What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra