Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.