How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

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Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

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What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.