How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.