How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.