How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)