What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."