What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Who are you supposed to be?

4: A ninja.

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.