What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What up Holmes?

Watson

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."