What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

tooth-hurty

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.