How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss