The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
The position of the dirtbag
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
Allahu akbar
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Because he had a membership.
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
They both can't ride a bike.
The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.
Because it was haulin' oats.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.