What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you start making big bucks?

With a little doe

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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now