What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."