What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!