Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!