Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!