Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.