Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!