Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.