What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie