How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.