How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.