What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.