What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.