What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.