What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!