I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library