I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.