How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

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What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle