How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.