How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

Fly List Jokes More Fly List Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why are you naked?

dammit

Agent Jokes More Agent Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.