How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

Fly List Jokes More Fly List Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why are you naked?

dammit

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Agent Jokes More Agent Jokes

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ?

Agentle breeze !