How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

Fly List Jokes More Fly List Jokes

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Agent Jokes More Agent Jokes

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.