What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

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What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!

What's next to England?

A question mark.

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Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.