Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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You pay a buccaneer.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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It cost an arm and a leg

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He prawned everything !

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach