Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Hebrewed his own

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One to get in and one to get out.

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Furnancial Aid

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.