How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

League Jokes More League Jokes

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.