How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

League Jokes More League Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.