How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

League Jokes More League Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.