How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback