How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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Amputin

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Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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Because they sell more tickets!

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback