How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.