Chad Kroeger Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....