Chad Kroeger Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Nickleback Jokes More Nickleback Jokes

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Nickelback Jokes More Nickelback Jokes

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.