Chad Kroeger Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns