Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Pickup Jokes More Pickup Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..