How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.