Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie