Jose and Hose B
Tequila Mockingbird.
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
One can raise a child
One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries.
Jose and Hose B.
You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far
Jose can you see
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.