What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.