What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

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What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh