Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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Where does Eskimo-Senpai live?

In the tsundra.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

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What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl?

You talonted

What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

a Karaoke

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here