Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Dj Khaled Jokes More Dj Khaled Jokes

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.