What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

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Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.