What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

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A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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Stand it on four bricks !

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.