Because they're rated
Booze Clues.
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
A really good watch.
Because it was rated arrr!
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
It was rated PG-13.