Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!