Because they're rated
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Because it was rated R.
Arrrrrrrgo
It was rated PG-13.
It was rated R.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
PG-13!
Because it was rated arrr!
Pirate Bae, because it never goes down.
They have a pirate bay......
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
Because they ARRRRR
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"
He had to wait in a Q!
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
A peg leg.
To watch Dablooney Toons!
Aye Matey
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."
His wife and kids.