Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.