Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!