Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible