Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Previous Random Joke Next
Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

Lightning Storm Jokes More Lightning Storm Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better