Q. They think their picture is being taken.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
sELFie
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
He had to wait in a Q!
Because he's been snooping around.
Thunder storms just *sound* better
