Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.