Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.