How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder