How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape. "

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"