What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder