How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.