How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.