Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders