Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Safe Word Jokes More Safe Word Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.