he forgot the safe word
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
A religious movement!
Alone
He fell out of the tree.
He denied Jesus 3 times
Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
I'll column later.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.