How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

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Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.