Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

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What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.