Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.