What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set