What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"